The curse of tourism to destroy what it most desires. Inevitable and unstoppable. The Southeast Asia region far from immune to this curse. In fact travel in Southeast Asia probably gets the worst of it. Bangkok the most visited city in the world. Backpackers littering every beach and island. Even off the beaten track is well beaten. The parasitical nature of travellers so prevalent in Southeast Asia that Governments change laws and close businesses just to rid of them (Vang Vieng, Laos). Thankfully I rarely see the ugly side of tourism and travel in Southeast Asia. As a gastro-tourist my main interest is food drawing me more to big cities and back streets. But then and again curiosity gets the better of me. â€œBored? Lets go see â€¦â€¦?â€ a question which ends in queues, disappointment and more often than not bewilderment. To make the most of these wasted hours I will share them here with the rest of you. As a heads up on what to expect at Tourist Attractions and travel in Southeast Asia. I will update as I go along.
The Beach (Ko Phi-Phi, Thailand)
The worst of both worlds. A notorious backpacker island and tour guide favourite. Together creating the perfect tourist hell. Ko Phi-Phi is found in a remote location between Krabi and Phuket in the Andaman Sea. Completely off the beaten track only slapped on the map by Holywood movie The Beach. The main beach Maya Bay littered with tourists, the pristine waters swarming with boats, wildlife drowned by engines. No surprise everyone looks so glum. â€œIs this it? I travelled the world for this?â€ It is the perfect place to question life. It is the bottom of the barrel. On our visit we are forced to swim to the back of the island. Of course this ends with an dSLR camera in the Andaman Sea. A truly depressing day at Ko Phi-Phi Le yet this island still tops many to do list for travel in Southeast Asia.
Tanah Lot (Bali, Indonesia)
Ridiculously touristy as is the South of Bali. This is an area I rarely visit. From the second I set foot from the plane I journey North away from the mass tourist hubs of the South. To me Bali will always be an essential destination for travel in Southeast Asia with culture like no other. At the same time it is necessary to get away from the overcrowded tourist areas. Please dont do as other travellers; arrive in Bali, turn up at tourist attractions, then leave complaining how touristy it is. It is not hard to Escape Tourism in Bali. Tanah Lot is just one example of where to avoid. We were only here for a Pre-Wedding Photoshoot having arrived from a black sand beach nearby. What we expected was a remote and quiet pilgrimage temple. What we found was tourist hell. Extortionate entrance fees, an entire village built on the lead to the shore for the purpose of selling crap. Hundreds of outlets, souvenir shops, restaurants. Mass produced tourist junk. Billabong, Ralph Lauren outlets. A good 5 minute walk necessary to escape it all. You then arrive at Tanah Lot Temple to swarms of tourists and travellers. I cant think of a bigger waste of time or money.
Anything with Animals
Before starting this I should point out that I am not a PETA freak. I am just a guy who, in my earlier traveller days, visited a lot of these attractions. I am a guy who now feels guilty for paying entrance fees to fund and maintain them. Dont do the same as I. After staring into so many hopeless eyes you will likely feel the same. Admittedly at every attraction I arrive excited to meet wild animals. Everytime I leave feeling soulless having found drugged up and miserable beasts. If planning on animal attractions with travel in Southeast Asia stick to â€˜eco-tourism. It is a whole lot better than captivation, barbarity and exploitation. Fact is with travel in Southeast Asia you will find endless opportunities to meet real wildlife. Try Lopburi, Thailand or Borneo jungleâ€¦. Every major city will have some authentic eco-tourism experience nearby. The fun is tracking down animals in the wild not walking up and poking half dead animals.
Sands SkyPark (Marina Bay, Singapore)
Okay do not avoid the Skypark but do consider the alternative Ku De Ta which sits on a level above. The Sands SkyPark or Ku De Ta are a must on any Visit to Singapore. The views are easily the best in Southeast Asia and in my opinion are on par with Hong Kongâ€˜s Victoria Peak. Admittedly on my visit to the Skypark I was in for a slight anticlimax. At the time I was clueless. I arrive to the ground floor of the Marina Sands Building and search for the elevator. I find them in the central building and ascend 55 floors only to be quickly shooed away by hotel security. The central towers are for Sands Hotel guests only. The tourist tower is on the outside of the building. Expect queues for tickets (S$20), queues for the lift and the cliched tourist photo ops. All before you reach the views. This is why I suggest Ku De Ta. No queues, same views and only a little extra spending on world class cocktails. Plus their slogan â€œLifestyle Less Ordinaryâ€ is pretty awesome.
Langkawi Cable Car (Langkawi, Malaysia)
For travel in Southeast Asia this was the first attraction where Ive been asked to queue to be put in a queue. I think their way of force feeding express tickets at triple the price. â€œThe queue can take two to three hoursâ€â€¦ While â€œScrew That!â€ was the appropriate answer the taxi fare getting here was expensive. Thankfully it took only 40 minutes of queueing before we were put in the queue. In the waiting time we fed rabbits and ate at one of the few reasonably priced restaurants. Our queue number announced on the loud speaker. We arrive to the queue and wait for roughly 40 minutes. We squash into a cable car with a local lady and her overexcited kids. Nice views at the top but would have much preferred a day filling my face at Nasi Kandar Tomato.
Petronas Skybridge (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
The most descriptionious of my picksâ€¦ Ok Ive never made it to the Petronas Skybridge but already it annoys me. On at least one occasion I had planned to visit but the hassle is too much. The ticketing system (was) just weird. Limited tickets only issued early morning (08.30) on a fist come first served basis. You are then assigned a time later in the day to visit. A process which will waste half a day in Kuala Lumpur. The ticketing for Petronas Towers is changing (slowly) with advance bookings now available and soon online ticketing to be offered. But it is worth it? The new observation deck looks quite impressive at the top but in my opinion views from elsewhere in the city are better. Views which have the actual Petronas Twin Towers in them. KL Tower the tallest viewpoint in the city just one of the other options. This attraction I did doâ€¦ it was ok. Kuala Lumpur views arent overly exciting and fact is you can see the Twin Towers from almost anywhere the city. Go stand in front of them, sip cocktails at the Traders Skybar with the Towers as a backdrop. Unless obsessed with architecture or the Entrapment movie I would give them a miss.
Tours and Tour Buses
Because theyre touristy and annoying. While I do like hop-on / hop-off buses in Europe and Western cities the equivalent for travel in Southeast Asia is hard to find. I like hop-on / hop-off as a tourist option for public transport; they still allow you to tour independentally. In Southeast Asia they tend to be planned tours, timed and rushed, oriented to mass tourism and the only benefit is they take the laziness out of independent travel. Transport and attractions are cheap for travel in Southeast Asia so make the most of it. Would you rather whizz through back streets on Tuk-Tuks or be squashed on a bus with hordes of underwhelming tourists. Pushed past tourist junk and places of little independent interest. Pick your own itinerary and travel independentally. Its not hard. Our most recent disaster was Puerto Princesa, Palawan in the Philippines. Crocodile park, themed rubbish, other stuff we werent interested. Oh and mingling at the half-way picnic. Reminded me of school excursions. The only enjoyable part is sitting and watching local life from the window.
Chao Phraya Dinner Cruise (Bangkok, Thailand)
Or at least the cheaper tours. So I tried to make our images look romantic but in reality this was a tedious affair. Before boarding we spend close to an hour registering and waiting at the pier. The cruise begins and does a loop on the Chao Phraya River. It stops at two main attractions; the Rama 8 bridge and Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn). During the cruise we wait in queues for generic buffet food blanded for tourists. Queues not really worth joining. After feeding the music kicks off with renditions of La Bamba and other played out tourist tracks. Mums do the twist, kids skid on their knees, Indians do a weird doggy paddleâ€¦ all disco stereotypes present. A better Bangkok Dinner Cruise would tear out the buffet and tourist resort crap. Keep the cocktails (180 Baht) and the amazing views. Or just charter your own long-tail boat for half the price.
Intramuros (Manila, Philippines)
The first time Ive ever sworn at a tour tout. You can read all about it here on my â€œF**k Off Pedroâ€ post. In short tour touts at Intramuros are complete dicks. Standing in front of photos, not allowing you to read signs, chasing you down back streets. After driving into the back of me on a Pedalo the only option left was to join one of their tours. And of course he scammed us. We didnt even see Intramuros. After the first attraction on the tour we ask to be dropped off at the main road. We then got as far away as possible. This goes the same for all of Manila. Unbelievably scammy and tourist unfriendly compared to other travel in Southeast Asia. I arrived hoping to find a different side to Manila but wasnt given the chance. Easily my least favourite city in Southeast Asia. Easily. I still cant believe how bad it was.
Sirocco Sky Bar (Bangkok, Thailand)
The place to go for a night standing awkward, surrounded by tourists, sipping overpriced cocktails. With cocktails starting around $20 means the views must be amazingâ€¦ theyre okay I guess. If anything go for one drink then move on (if you can find a taxi willing to take you). The best indication of tourist traps in Bangkok is where taxi drivers know they can easily scam you. The Lebua Hotel a prime target as taxi after taxi pull up to try rip us off. A forced walk to nearby streets finds the honest peddlers. If you do plan on visiting the Sky Bar bring an old person (or maybe crutches). We did and were given seats at the Sirocco Restaurant. I go with the Hangovertini the drink famously served on location to crew filming the Hangover 2. Meh. As far as rooftop bars go Bangkok has a lot of them. Take your pick. Personally I prefer lower levels of skyline where you can actually see buildings. As a Bangkok resident I prefer the rooftop bars at Skytrain Jazz Club (below right) or my local Long Table in Sukhumvit.
Singapore Slings (Downtown, Singapore)
In a city where everyone is a foodie the best drink they can muster is the Singapore Sling? Singapore Slings are horrible and my guess is Singaporeans are ashamed of them. More of a bad cliche than a drink. Please do not waste time and money at the Raffles Long Bar. Embarrassing. Of course I havent been myself but I know US$20 is better spent elsewhere. I personally went for a cheaper option. Singapore Sling at Clarke Quay. Matching garish with garish to create an ugly blend of horribleness. In for a penny in for a pound. I did this at the Riverside Hooters. Probably listening to Gangnam Style.
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